Hehe Murphy's philosophy is funny and weird...

I do not play Rome to make friends.

Those few friends I have, I've earned

when playing rome it is better to be drunk,that way you have double the troops to defeat your enemy.

hehe double

Just passed by to say hi to all Cor friends

hi leo good to see you m8.

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
Alexander the Great

true words

Farmer Joe sits on his stool to milk Bessie the cow.

After a couple of minutes of milking, Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocks him over and spills the bucket of milk all over the floor.

Joe stands up looks at Bessie and say’s “that’s 1,” sits down and begins milking again.

Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocks him over and spills the milk again. Joe stands up, looks at Bessie and says “That’s 2.”

Joe patiently sits on the stool again and begins milking Bessie. Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocking him over and spilling the milk yet again. Joe says to Bessie “THAT’S 3!!!!” walks out of the barn, comes back with a shotgun and shoots Bessie right between the eyes.

Now Sally, Farmer Joe’s wife, walks in just after Joe pulled the trigger. Having witnessed such a horrendous sight she starts yelling at Joe “What the hell happened? Why did you do that? Bessie was our best milking cow!!!!”

Joe looks deep into the loving, yet confused eyes of his wife and gently states….

“that’s 1”

...women...

lol