Sarge the Philosopher

A bull and his son are standing on a hill as they gaze over the valley full of cows.

The son says “hey dad, let’s hurry and run down there and fuck one of those cows.”

The bull responds, “no son, lets walk down there and fuck em all.”

lmao,if your going to do it do it with style

the early bird may get the worm....

but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Sometimes its better to be lucky than good

thats the truth

xaxa nice sarge

Slow is Smooth - Smooth is Fast

“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power......"

Tao Te Ching

If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.

or a massacre!

we need more philosophy!!!!!

I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work

When in doubt, do it.

Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.

1.If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2.Incoming fire has the right of way.
3.Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4.There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
5.The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
6.Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
7.Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
8.The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a.when you're ready for them.
b.when you're not ready for them.
9.Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
10.If you can't remember, then the claymore IS pointed at you.
11.The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
12.A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
13.If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush.
14.Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
15.Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
16.If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
17.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
18.If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.
19.When you've secured the area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
20.Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
21.Friendly fire isn't.
22.If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
23.Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
24.The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.
25.There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
26.A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
27.Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
28.If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
29.Exceptions prove the rule, destroy the battle plan and "wing it."
30.Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
31.The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
32.One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
33.A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
34.Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
35.The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
36.Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
37.Interchangeable parts aren't.
38.No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
39.If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING.
40.For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
41.The one item you need is always in short supply.
42.The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
43.The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
44.Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
45.When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
46.Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
47.The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
48.To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
49.The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
50.The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
51.When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
52.The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
53.A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
54.Murphy was a grunt.

Hehe Murphy's philosophy is funny and weird...

I do not play Rome to make friends.

Those few friends I have, I've earned

when playing rome it is better to be drunk,that way you have double the troops to defeat your enemy.

hehe double

Just passed by to say hi to all Cor friends

hi leo good to see you m8.

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
Alexander the Great

true words

Farmer Joe sits on his stool to milk Bessie the cow.

After a couple of minutes of milking, Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocks him over and spills the bucket of milk all over the floor.

Joe stands up looks at Bessie and say’s “that’s 1,” sits down and begins milking again.

Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocks him over and spills the milk again. Joe stands up, looks at Bessie and says “That’s 2.”

Joe patiently sits on the stool again and begins milking Bessie. Bessie throws her hip into Joe, knocking him over and spilling the milk yet again. Joe says to Bessie “THAT’S 3!!!!” walks out of the barn, comes back with a shotgun and shoots Bessie right between the eyes.

Now Sally, Farmer Joe’s wife, walks in just after Joe pulled the trigger. Having witnessed such a horrendous sight she starts yelling at Joe “What the hell happened? Why did you do that? Bessie was our best milking cow!!!!”

Joe looks deep into the loving, yet confused eyes of his wife and gently states….

“that’s 1”

...women...